Music and Original Lyrics © Neil Innes
("How Sweet to be an Idiot" 1973)
New Lyrics by Mr. Birch, 2007
first performed at the year-end assembly, June 2007
 
How sweet to be a Charger
As limitless as the sky
Too beautiful to shun
And shining like the sun
Just one of many more who’ve learned to fly

How sweet to be a Charger
And dip my brain in fun
Children playing in the yard
Cause playing’s not that hard
And friends aren’t hard to find out in the sun

How sweet to be a Charger...

I tiptoe down the hall
Smile at everyone and all

But suddenly a scream
Comes smashing through my dream
Fee Fi Fo Full!
I hear the voice of the Principal

Hey you!
Your life is larger
There’s no better life than a Charger
And there’s no institution that is better than this!

But we still love you,
We still love you, hoo.....
How sweet to be a Charger,
How sweet, how sweet....